THE LATINPOST

Que Sarah, Sarah Palin

2008-10-09T18:39:00.003-04:00

So, John McCain names a woman as his vice presidential running mate to woo disappointed Hillary supporters to vote for him?
Who does he think we are? Men, who lose 20 IQ points at the mere sight of a pair of large boobs?
"Que Sarah, Sarah" column, NY Daily News, Sept. 10, 2008.

Dubbing foreign films should be banned

2008-10-09T18:34:00.003-04:00

In American films dubbed into Spanish every character sounds like a graduate of Mexico's Zona Rosa School of Telenovela Enunciation.
"I Lost it at the Movies" column, NY Daily News, August 6, 2008.

Breathing While Female

2008-10-09T18:29:00.002-04:00

Consider this: In the U.S., a woman is raped every six minutes, and one is battered every 15 seconds. Worldwide, 4 million women and girls, some as young as 10 years old, are trafficked annually for sexual slavery.
"Breathing While Female" column, NY Daily News, July 16, 2008.

My Barrio's a-changin

2008-10-09T18:24:00.002-04:00

New York City's East Harlem, also know as El Barrio, is losing its character as it gains in development. "Paradise Lost" column, NY Daily News, June 4, 2008.

A Santo for Every Ocassion

2008-10-09T18:18:00.002-04:00

A Patron Saint for computers? And typists? Ay Santa Tecla! "Modern Holy Helpers" Daily News column, May 7, 2008.

Political pundits need new playbook

2008-04-26T23:57:00.003-04:00

We're in the middle of a truly historic presidential campaign. Yet most of the media panels of pundits and "experts" consist of white males, with a pundette or two thrown in to play Kemo Sabe to their Lone Rangers. I get palpitations every time a group of opinionistas discusses the Latino vote and rehashes the platitude du jour: Brown people don't vote for black people. . .
Op-ed piece NY Daily News, March 12, 2008 Pundits Need a New Playbbok When it Comes to Latino Voters

Mothers of Invention

2008-04-27T00:14:00.003-04:00

It's Women's History Month, again. What's there to celebrate: The "Cuernos Sisterhood"? Lip plumpers?
Read my NY Daily News column of March 12, 2008, Mothers of Invention.

Super Tuesday Latino Vote

2008-04-26T23:32:00.003-04:00

"Ugly Betty" may have trumped Oprah in the California primaries, but the power of celebrity endorsements was not what was at stake on February 5.
Read my February 13, 2008 Daily News column Rockeando the Vote

Mujeres al borde

2008-04-27T00:19:00.003-04:00

Debe aprobarse una ley que inmediatamente prohiba a hombres prominentes utilizar a sus esposas de telon de fondo durante ruedas de prensa para confesar que han sido infieles.
Op-ed in Spanish published El Diario/La Prensa, March 13, 2008: Mujeres el borde de un ataque de dignidad

Guacamole Moments

2008-04-27T00:23:00.003-04:00

The "macaca moment" is quickly displacing the "bimbo eruption" as the most lethal career-ending slip of the tongue for politicians. Now comes the "guacamole gaffes" which will surely turn off plenty of Latino voters.
Read my NY Daily News column of April 16, 2008, Guacamole Moments.

Let my people vote!

2007-11-07T14:25:00.000-05:00

The anti-immigration hysteria is keeping 17 million Latino voters hostage. We're caught in a one-issue steel cage we need to get out of so we can address other issues affecting our community. Read my NY Daily News column of November 7, 2007, Let my people go!

Si Spika da Inglish

2007-12-12T14:30:00.000-05:00

When having a “funny accent” can get you deported it's no laughing matter

Since Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney defended himself by asking whether he should check the immigration status of anyone speaking with a “funny accent,” I’ve been taking my passport with me whenever I go out, even to the bodega around the corner.See, I’m one of those American citizens who speaks with a “funny accent.” No, I didn’t grow up in Brooklyn, New Orleans or Dallas. Although people from those places, and many others, do speak with an accent, it’s never called “funny.”

Read full NY Daily News column

Hillary or Obama?

2008-01-22T14:59:00.000-05:00

Minority boomerettes face an historical dilemma this primary season: Hillary or Obama. Whose dream shall be deferred? Check out my NY Daily News column, Political Wrinkles

Machismo vs. Manliness

2007-10-10T16:10:00.000-04:00

Many men--and, sadly, quite a few women--are confused as to what makes a man, a man.
Read my VIVA/NY Daily News column on the misguided efforts to bring back a "new machismo"--including comments on the new book "Huevos y la Mujer Latina: The De-masculization of the Macho" by Julian Camacho Segura.

I am my brother's sweeper

2007-10-10T16:05:00.000-04:00

Owning a home in New York City is no piece of cake. Local laws make homeowners responsible for garbage people drop on their sidewalks.
Read my oped piece in the NY Daily News.

Who's más American?

2007-09-12T11:11:00.000-04:00

My jaw dropped down to my navel when I heard the woman from Tennessee say, “The only immigrants who’ve become real Americans are those who arrived through Ellis Island.”
She was a caller at one of those public affairs talk shows on cable television. She sounded quite agitated. “Everyone else is illegal!” she screamed and then hung up.
Well, I imagine that it’s quite possible that there may be people in Tennessee and other such places who still don’t know that the airplane has been invented. Otherwise, they’d know that in the last 50 years way more immigrants have arrived through Kennedy, LAX and Miami international airports than the paltry 12 million that came through Ellis Island between 1892 and 1954. And definitely, their mode of transportation and port of entry doesn’t make them and their descendants less American.
Read the full column at the New York Daily News.

Quinceañeras Gone Wild

2007-08-08T17:54:00.000-04:00

What used to be a traditional Latino "rite of passage" has turned into what one of the teenagers interviewed by Julia Álvarez for her fascinating new book, "Once Upon a Quinceañera-Coming of Age in the USA," calls, in a marvelous example of insightful misspelling, "a right of passage."
No longer a simple affair for family and a handful of friends, quinceañera parties have become as big and expensive as a keeping-up-with-the-Perezes wedding — minus the groom.

Read my Daily News column of August 8 on the subject.

Simpaticos No More?

2007-07-11T15:27:00.000-04:00

Because of history and geography and because we have more things in common that things that separate us, Americans and Latinos have been amigos for ages. Now we are not so sure.

The overheated, hateful, anti-Hispanic rhetoric fouling the air around the public debate about immigration reform has left a bad taste in the mouth for millions of Latinos who no longer feel welcome in El Norte. And I'm not talking about undocumented Latinos who've seen their hopes of legalization dashed in a hail of misunderstanding and xenophobia. I'm talking about long-established American citizens and documented residents. . .

Read my full column on the subject published in the New York Daily News July 11, 2007.

Dolores dice

2007-03-14T04:29:00.000-04:00

Latin-style tongue-in-cheek advise for the lovelorn, the forlorn and the just torn. From Latina magazine.
Dolores dice June/July 2007
Dolores dice May 2007
Dolores dice April 2007
Dolores dice March 2007
Dolores dice February 2007
Dolores dice Dec. 06/Jan. 07

To Bee or Not To Bee

2007-06-07T21:25:00.000-04:00

Bees are disappearing by the billions. Who will tackle all that pollinating American bees can't or don't want to do? Are we condemned to a world without flowers and fruits? Will the country fall prey to the Colombian gladiola cartel, be driven into foreign fruit dependency, international honey laundering schemes, wax contraband and artificial pollination?

Read all about it in my NY Daily News column, Where the Bees Are

Reggaeton Lyrics Demean Women

2007-05-13T01:35:00.000-04:00

Since the Don Imus debacle, rap and hip hop have been under the magnifying glass for dissing women. Latinos should also do some soul searching about the vulgar, violent thugish reggaeton lyrics. Women have had it with this kind of language. Check out my Daily News column on the subject.

Alberto Gonzales and the Latino PMG Syndrome

2007-04-14T14:47:00.000-04:00

Why have most of the major Latino organizations remained silent about Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' woes? They're suffering from PMGS (Pero es Mi Gente Syndrome).

Check out my recent New York Daily News column on the subject: Vaya con Dios, Alberto Gonzalez.

El corrido de Alberto Gonzalez

2007-03-19T22:45:00.000-04:00

El corrido (ballad) is a Mexican folk genre, part oral history, part cultural myth. It was a sure thing that sooner rather than later, the saga of Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez would become the stuff corridos are made of. And here it is: a new corrido, to be moaned rather than sung. Ay.

El corrido de Alberto Gonzalez

By Lola la bloguera

Poor Alberto Gonzalez made his camino all the way to the top

His father was un borracho but his mama was requete wise

Al graduated from Harvard, was a Texas Supreme and knew about big planes

But then poor Alberto Gonzalez hitched his wagon to a poisonous bush

And although he made the White House and became the country's A.G.

his jefe, el patron The Decider kept him on a very short leash

Now the big caca has hit all the fans and Al gets kicked in el tush

The serious hombre de San Anton gets thrown to the lobos

all because he hitched his wagon to a poisonous bush

Ay ay ay, adios Al Gonzalez you'll go back to las siembras tejanas

Aunque republicano, once we were proud of you for all that you achieved

but it now seems you were too brown-nosed even for the White House

y ahora pronto to esperan potatos, tomatos and chiles picantes

but Lola just wonders what would Molly Ivins have said about all this

Ay, ay, ay. . .

Fear of Foreign Tongues

2007-03-14T14:22:00.000-04:00

Xenoglossophobia—fear of foreign languages—is a communicable, but curable, disease.

“Speak American! You’re in America now.” I’ve heard this more than once from total strangers who’ve heard me speak in Spanish to someone else.
The first time it happened, the rudeness and ignorance of such a statement left me speechless. I didn’t know what to say, but by the second time, I had my comeback ready: “Do you mean Navajo? Dakota? Choctaw? Nahualt? Sorry. Wish I could, but I only know two European languages: English and Spanish.” That always leaves them speechless.

...to read full column, titled "Speaking in Tongues," go to the New York Daily News website.

UPDATE: Sheila Donnelly writes on this subject in the Austin Daily Herald. Douglas Bower, an American living in Mexico talks about how American "expatriates" (they never call themselves "immigrants when living abroad) don't want to learn Spanish. Go to ezinearticles to read his column.

Sick and tired of immigrant bashing

2007-03-19T17:34:00.000-04:00

I don't know about you, but my bilirrubina gets sky high every time I see the same TV news clips showing people jumping over border fences over and over again. (I swear I've seen that guy in the red shirt jump over about 150 times.) The current anti-immigrant paranoia affects all Latinos -- even if you are an American citizen who's been here forever. But the nativist rantings of so many is nothing new in American history. At one point or another, almost every immigrant group, from Germans and Irish to Chinese and Japanese, have suffered the slings and arrows of bigots and ignoramuses. Check out Same Old Song, a fascinating article on nativism by Daniel Tichenor in The Nation magazine.